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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underwear? "She replied with a snicker..."It's not baby powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."
oh shit that's good.
lol. good joke
God will get you for that, Gemini.
hahaha!
Bob
So so so so cold!
Now now, Bob. You don't need to get so sensitive over this joke, and tell me that God is going to get me for this. Just because you may have found Miracle Grow in your underwhere a time or two, does not mean that you need to get your panties in a bunch. Hahahahahaha. JK.
lollol!
Yeah Bob, why take this joke so personally? Maybe Gemini's joke hit a little too close for comfort? Hmmm?
Me thinks there are a ccouple of ladies who could use a little miracle grow up tops.
Okay, a lot of miracle grow, heavy on the miracle please.
Bob
When you say up tops, do you mean in the chest area?
chest or head, your pick.
Bob